we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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