some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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