Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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