u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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