no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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