Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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