i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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