I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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