your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Randomize
