Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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