I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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