CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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