the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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