My girlfriend figured out who you are.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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