Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Wrestla hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(609): View more from New Jersey

i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day

Fav 5 929 1631
share tweet
(206): View more from Washington

Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.

Fav 15 903 1997
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(213): View more from California

Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.

Fav 39 936 2507
share tweet
(617): View more from Massachusetts

Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased

Fav 19 4078 1258
share tweet
(410): View more from Maryland

pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...

Fav 35 7124 999
share tweet
(847): View more from Illinois

Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.

Fav 41 4877 1305
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(847): View more from Illinois

after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."

Fav 15 1144 7266
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(303): View more from Colorado

I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back

Fav 2 427 781
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(315): View more from New York

yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel

Fav 1 71 18
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT