The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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