my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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