So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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