The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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