do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Best friends brother. Beat that.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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