no, he came in my armpit
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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