Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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