office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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