Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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