We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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