u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I looked at my own cervix.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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