idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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