I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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