So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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