This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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