i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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