He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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