YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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