Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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