I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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