I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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