hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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