no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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