Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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