This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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