Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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