That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
My ass is underappreciated
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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