Yo dont text me then not text me
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Randomize
