It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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