Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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