i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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