New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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