i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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