No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
whose parrot is this?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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