its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
They took my balls.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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