dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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