Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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