We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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