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Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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