who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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