i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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