Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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