Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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