This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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