i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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